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Showing posts with label Foodies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Foodies. Show all posts
Obsession with Chocolate,PBJS and Pancakes!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Chocolate, Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwiches and Pancakes! <3
Ever..been obsessed with something, feeling to have it more and more! Sticking your hand in the jar for ages and licking it off while watching an awesome movie, sneaking away that special thing for that lovely midnight snack...well I don't need to ask y'all you're in love.
Yes you're a fanatic..trust me its better to fall in love with a coffee jar than someone you just met yesterday..okay the epic battle love vs chocolates is too hard to determine..imagine breaking up with a jar--See?! Who's better...And Those special munchies have a place in your heart..Sure you can't resist to gulp that whole thing down your throat and start a manhunt unless someone satisfies with your drug pills (chocolate-caine)..but when you're at home oh boy no one---NO ONE can stop you licking that yummy spoon of Chocolate Icecream Cake--or even that Leftover Chocolate Mousse Cake! And after all being obsessed with food is BETTER than being obsessed with a lover.
What's in the fridge (or whatever's left in it)
That's why you should always leave something for a midnight snack!
Now that's what I did---recycling! I'm Going Green YAY!! *Yucky sigh*
Now that's what I did---recycling! I'm Going Green YAY!! *Yucky sigh*
To Mr.Chocolate with love
Hershey Manor,Next to Snickers Shoe Store,
16th Cadbury Milk Street,
Nuttingham,Mars
6/28/2011
Dear beloved Chocolate,
First of all my apologies for the fact that I have been devouring some of your species quite a lot lately. But as you see its not enitrely my fault as they have this "cholatiness" which keeps me coming back, so in order to prevent your extinction I would suggest you to hide them into a secret place (and make sure its not above the cupboard like last time) I am afraid If I continue at this rate someday in desperation of chocolate I might have to invade your planet someday (which obviosly means going to the supermarket..but sshh its my plan). And another thing what the hell do you put inside it!! Cocaine?! And if you don't tell me that awesome secret I might have to send spies to get it from you. (which also oviously means secretly looking at the wrapper's ingredients ssh thats a secret too!) And I have a personal request to make please send me those Kitkat missles with those chocolate bomb thingys as I need to destroy Terrible Teeth's secret hideout.
And last time I checked at my chocometer it read 108 degrees so I might need some of your yucky white chocolate. And please next time no diabetic chocolate shipment to earth as it damages ourchocolatey taste and very harmul and may cause well cless-chocolatephobia I guess.
Yous sincerely,
Lulu
P.S I love your foil wraping paper <3
16th Cadbury Milk Street,
Nuttingham,Mars
6/28/2011
Dear beloved Chocolate,
First of all my apologies for the fact that I have been devouring some of your species quite a lot lately. But as you see its not enitrely my fault as they have this "cholatiness" which keeps me coming back, so in order to prevent your extinction I would suggest you to hide them into a secret place (and make sure its not above the cupboard like last time) I am afraid If I continue at this rate someday in desperation of chocolate I might have to invade your planet someday (which obviosly means going to the supermarket..but sshh its my plan). And another thing what the hell do you put inside it!! Cocaine?! And if you don't tell me that awesome secret I might have to send spies to get it from you. (which also oviously means secretly looking at the wrapper's ingredients ssh thats a secret too!) And I have a personal request to make please send me those Kitkat missles with those chocolate bomb thingys as I need to destroy Terrible Teeth's secret hideout.
And last time I checked at my chocometer it read 108 degrees so I might need some of your yucky white chocolate. And please next time no diabetic chocolate shipment to earth as it damages ourchocolatey taste and very harmul and may cause well cless-chocolatephobia I guess.
Yous sincerely,
Lulu
P.S I love your foil wraping paper <3
My Poor Macaroni MUHAHAHA! >:)
Its good to be evil that is to the Poor Squishy Macaronis after all that's what they deserve for invading the Spaghetti Lands..I mean Come on using minced meat as your weapon...everybody knows FBI the Fork are patrolling downtown and especially on an Italian Night. So as usual I called up Killer the Ketchup and I did the usual rounds butter em up and then well..then comes the fun stuff. Well Practically when you;re torturing Macaroni there's a great deal of tortures from you to chose such as:
1) Rolly Polly!:
Its quite simple its like buttering your prawns. spread a wide amount of ketchup pick on the most innocent macaroni and then pick 'em on by youre fork and do a scrubby dubby dub! And rub him against the floor (well actually the plate) but still make him feel the pain and anguish!!!
2)Piercer
Tear 'em part!!..from limb to limb..make sure that pasta suffers the pain and then shred it into pieces..well theres one problem you wouldn't be able to actually eat it.
3)Pointy! (only applies to elbow macaroni)
Take that macaroni and between the hole place one of the fork's pointy thingys and place it deeeper until it reaches the edge of the fork repeat the process until the macaroni is worn out and your pleasure is fulfilled!
4)Squeezy Peezy
5)Terrible Teeth! (This one is kinda good cuz it actually goes into youre mouth--that is in pieces)
1) Rolly Polly!:
Its quite simple its like buttering your prawns. spread a wide amount of ketchup pick on the most innocent macaroni and then pick 'em on by youre fork and do a scrubby dubby dub! And rub him against the floor (well actually the plate) but still make him feel the pain and anguish!!!
2)Piercer
Tear 'em part!!..from limb to limb..make sure that pasta suffers the pain and then shred it into pieces..well theres one problem you wouldn't be able to actually eat it.
3)Pointy! (only applies to elbow macaroni)
Take that macaroni and between the hole place one of the fork's pointy thingys and place it deeeper until it reaches the edge of the fork repeat the process until the macaroni is worn out and your pleasure is fulfilled!
4)Squeezy Peezy
This ones kinda fun but messy but hold on messy things are fun rite? Anyways place a handful of macaroni in the center of the palm and then gradually close it into a fist and then press harder--and harder! and harder!--until you can't find a difference between macaroni and mashed potatoes
5)Terrible Teeth! (This one is kinda good cuz it actually goes into youre mouth--that is in pieces)
Place the macaroni at the edge of you're teeth and let the mashing smashing biting licking begin but remember it should be locked in your mouth and make sure there's enough damage as possible then swallow it down in your gullet and makes sure it never comes back out of your digestive system!!
Well thats how I do it--anyways my point wait god I cant concentrate dont blame me blame the awesome music of Numb encore ok where was I oh yeah cooking raw with the Brooklyn boy. which reminds me next time raw macaroni its your turn!! So whos gonna start a riot against macaroni!?? Okay that's weird--cuz crickets cant riot or can they?? Well umm okay now were done torturing can we start discussing the awesomeness of Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches??!!
Gummy Bears!! :D
Mmm while I chew on the chewables out there (btw I have a record! :D No Im srs!! Ive chewed over 1.5
hours and even though the chewing gum is melting its still worth it :) ) lets talk about those squishy, cuddly, Gummy adorable things--nope not Gooey the orb monster who lives in Pizza Planet--yep the old cartoon Gummy Bears more importantly those cute thingys who are trapped in the plastic cage and await their worst nightmnare THE TANGY TOUNGE--It rolls, it swirls, it twirls, it licks ,and with the help of its sidekick Terrible Teeth They combine with their special saber saliva ready to zap any Foodies who trespass the boundaries.Yup but heroically Sualeh comes to the resque he tears apart the strong unbreakable forcefield of the rare material PLASTIC and lets them taste air (that is that they do not have any tounges) well after 2mins they eventually end up swallowed up too :D
Anyways some day I hope I just hope that the world would be covered with gelatine and and aagh theyre so yummy!!! Gosh I just cant stop I just cant stop!! Come closer Gummies!! OkayI admit Ive totally lost itbut the more I write--you know what the shops round the corner lets have another go--yep enough change- especially for them <3 sorry guys Im busy :P Which reminds me which one is the best the Rubbery Red or the Gooey Green--aah who am I kidding Yummy Yellow FTW!!
hours and even though the chewing gum is melting its still worth it :) ) lets talk about those squishy, cuddly, Gummy adorable things--nope not Gooey the orb monster who lives in Pizza Planet--yep the old cartoon Gummy Bears more importantly those cute thingys who are trapped in the plastic cage and await their worst nightmnare THE TANGY TOUNGE--It rolls, it swirls, it twirls, it licks ,and with the help of its sidekick Terrible Teeth They combine with their special saber saliva ready to zap any Foodies who trespass the boundaries.Yup but heroically Sualeh comes to the resque he tears apart the strong unbreakable forcefield of the rare material PLASTIC and lets them taste air (that is that they do not have any tounges) well after 2mins they eventually end up swallowed up too :D
Anyways some day I hope I just hope that the world would be covered with gelatine and and aagh theyre so yummy!!! Gosh I just cant stop I just cant stop!! Come closer Gummies!! OkayI admit Ive totally lost itbut the more I write--you know what the shops round the corner lets have another go--yep enough change- especially for them <3 sorry guys Im busy :P Which reminds me which one is the best the Rubbery Red or the Gooey Green--aah who am I kidding Yummy Yellow FTW!!
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