You only fall in love once...or twice

This post is gonna suck just letting you know..

Fallen in love? (Umm yeah) then read--I demand YOU to read!
Ever fallen in love--(you just asked that?!) [God!] with someone who you cant get over--a random crush'eee is different, you can crush on anyone like the cashier...your teacher o_O ..anyways the point (oh and btw my blog has no point just so you noticed) that SOMEONE you cant get over with even though your Ever-so-caring friends have consoled you..still you can't get over with it (I know?! I hate the cupid too! IS he like Robin hood?!) whenever you walk near him your heart starts pacing and you cant think and somehow your ever-so-loud tongue becomes silent all of the sudden and all youre left with awkward silence and when that moment is over you start cursing yourself later..No matter what happens--you can't get much of it and that someone is just so PERFECT and all like umm the too perfect'y type. and years pass but still youre over him/her. Well that my friend is a CRUSH THAT YOU CANT GET OVER WITH or CTYCGOW---or TAC (The Awesome Crush---its like a crush but way more awesom'er) TAC is the literally falling in love--this only happens once--or twice--or thrice--or f'rice. Anyways its rare like umm the Jewels of Zelda!  So my friend you WILL Regret it later (Yes I'm regretting it :P ) And umm one more bracket: [Im not talking about celebrities!]  I know youre like all shy and cant tell it (Neither will I--or maybe I will) Just cuz umm like a top secret not to be shared secret admirer :P and stalker! And hey?! If that SOMEONE is like your oxygen--or helium--or Argon! Just tell it for gods sake! Theres a reason why theres always a lover in hollywood Movies! I mean like in every Movie! But umm me I like it that way--maybe just maybe ill tell :P But hey! Love sucks right?! :P

Men are from Mars..Women are from Venus...Dogs are from Pluto!!

AND BTW PLUTO IS A PLANET AND IS BROWN!

Thats what I do when the Power's out :P

I uncovered this from my mom's cell :P since my ipod battery was out well then nothing like wasting time on a useless talk..
 "Yay!! My name is well practically the fact is I don't know my name or do I?? I guess so or maybe I think fifty fifty. So where was I well practically in the middle of nowhere I guess...I think I just remembered something..yep..nope I lost..on the middle of nowhere w8 I just said that or did I? Well I guess so great just great I wrote 'bout twenty lines and I don't know what I'm talking about and the best part I don't even know my name..ooh!! Me! Pick ME! I just remembered something! I remembered what? Gosh I'm so forgetful..no w8 I just remembered! See! I'm not that forgetful or maybe I am..anyways the points is No pointy lingy wingy..like Encore totally cooking raw with the African boy..Anyways you know what---Meatballs! with Cloudy!! Anyways how was the weather today? Me no know...Your supposed to know doofus so what was my fault again?? Lemme see..I didn't cook the big mac properly right?? Oh yeah I almost forgot something my name..so my name is Cheesy Chicken..hey!! thats not dair I wanted to be the pizza :( so today we learnt my name YAY!! sorta..Anyways guys my point was to pass time well I practically succeeded in it right??"

That One Eyed Monster!!

Will it stop staring at me!!! I mean That webcam is like haunting me--its like a one eyed cyclops watching me very closely and reporting to his evil buddy Soundwave the Satellite ..I'm serious its giving me shrills! C'mon look at it closely its a monster! I tell you, just look into its deep black infrared eyes...its as if its recording your every move and plotting against you...And maybe he has befriended Scary Skype & Monster Mike and now they are awaiting for their master plan to be put into action! Or he could have contacts with the CIA and reporting intelligence reports where I am...what if they already know my secrets. And maybe I'm being recording..I've gotta run...no they probably know my whereabouts, should I tell Daddy--nope he won't believe me would you believe me?? Crickets!? Where have you gone!? Why do I have a feeling its gonna end like SAW but nope they were humans rite?? rite!? Okay I'm having goosebumps---am I talking to myself..I guess thats what people do when they scared..no! I'll be a man and go and watch TV and---w8 was that a Chupacabra?!!

Its not supposed to be this way :S

Okay, yeah I hate going to relatives and even to the extent cousins but(hold on some cousins :P) still yaar every eid (or any holidays in that case) I end up singing old simple plan and linkin park songs. Not that the fact that I MISS them but still--its just that i feel that you know we humans are becoming cold-blooded day by day (hold on harsh kid! were warm-blooded!) and sorta well we are so engrossed in our world that you know :/ we forget our family,relationships that matter and now we dont even care to actually pay a visit to them...besides its been a while since Ive sung What Ive Done (<==Trust me you dont want to hear it!) :/ dunno guys