OK So here we are about to give someone a surprise...the table has been set--everything's ready..
There's snake punch in the bowl...the zombie infested Pineapple Souffle...Chocolate'caine in the corner and well....now we're all waiting for our main guest---penguins!! and bobby..
We just found out the penguins aren't arriving :( I know how uncool is that! No penguins on a birthday thats like halloween with no candies or umm grizzly bears with no Shades! Oh and yeah bobby arrived.
That New Guy: (Blush aww :P ) Hey there..umm want some snake punch??
Bobby: (looks up) No thanks I'll pass
That New Guy: So this must be like your worst birthday.
That New Guy: No I mean like the worst. ever. You got left out--your not that special b'day girl anymore---your food tastes like Applebee's but even worse
Bobby: --Umm thanks for adding that up that really made it--
That New Guy: Anyways my point even though this birthday party is a total ripoff not like the ripoffs you see on news channels in fact--
Bobby: I get it!! Your Point?! Start on that motivational speech already!
That New Guy: That no matter how much your birthday sucks you can still make the best out of it-hey you're awesome so what if this birthday sucks you're gonna have many more (except if 2012 is real o_O ) So who's up for some fun!
And guess what happened....
The New Guy: I---have to tell you something
Bobby: Ooh I know!! That you're in love with me and now were supposed to kiss and have a romantic'y slow-mo
The New Guy: What?! No! I'm a secret agent assigned to hunt down the penguins and save humanity---
Bobby: -----Well that ruined the mood -.-
*NOT SO DRAMATIC ENTRANCE*
Alright Private lets turn this place into a
PENGUINS ARE EPIC!