An Awkward Birthday!

              Finally done! All for umm u could say a person :P ...              


OK So here we are about to give someone a surprise...the table has been set--everything's ready..
There's snake punch in the bowl...the zombie infested Pineapple Souffle...Chocolate'caine in the corner and well....now we're all waiting for our main guest---penguins!! and bobby..

We just found out the penguins aren't arriving :( I know how uncool is that! No penguins on a birthday thats like halloween with no candies or umm grizzly bears with no Shades! Oh and yeah bobby arrived.

                 Umm  so yeah since the penguins ditched us lets move on to our NVVIP (Next very very important person)-------yes my friend its Travis Barker!!     

Meanwhile...

So yeah umm a new Guy comes to bobbie (I will not name him 'cause he's too awesome to be named :P )

                                      

That New Guy: (Blush aww :P ) Hey there..umm want some snake punch??
Bobby: (looks up) No thanks I'll pass
---silence---
That New Guy: So this must be like your worst birthday.
Bobby: *sigh*
That New Guy: No I mean like the worst. ever. You got left out--your not that special b'day girl anymore---your food tastes like Applebee's but even worse
Bobby: --Umm thanks for adding that up that really made it--
That New Guy: Anyways my point even though this birthday party is a total ripoff not like the ripoffs you see on  news channels in fact--
Bobby: I get it!! Your Point?! Start on that motivational speech already!
That New Guy: That no matter how much your birthday sucks you can still make the best out of it-hey you're awesome so what if this birthday sucks you're gonna have many more (except if 2012 is real o_O ) So who's up for some fun!
       And guess what happened....

                              

*Bobby and the New Guy move closer*
The New Guy: I---have to tell you something
Bobby: Ooh I know!! That you're in love with me and now were supposed to kiss and have a romantic'y slow-mo
The New Guy: What?! No! I'm a secret agent assigned to hunt down the penguins and save humanity---
Bobby: -----Well that ruined the mood -.-                    


                                           *NOT SO DRAMATIC ENTRANCE*

 Alright Private lets turn this place into a 
                    Sushi Stand! 

                                                           BEEEP!

                                                               ~THE END~
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Penguins: Shockya.com
                                      PENGUINS ARE EPIC!