Why penguins should rule the world

5th Largest Continent

                          Not only that we also have 70% of our world's fresh water--and volcanoes!!

Ain't our HQ awesome eh?

 

 

               Movie: Happy Feet Song: Crank Dat - Soulja Boy Made By: Sanctaphrax

Penguin Picture: us.fotolia.com

Orignal Penguin Picture: fanpop.com

                                       Yes they work for Al-Qaeda sssh!! its a secret!

EPIC!

DONT mess with the boss! Source: linuxninjapenguins.blogspot.com

                  

Tv Show'phobia!!

So which shows are you addicted to??

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

TERRA NOVA 

GLEE

THE WALKING DEAD

LIE TO ME

DEXTER

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The Hype: Iphone 4S

                                  Well so the rumors are over..so yeah no iphone 5

   Finally its over..so it turns out that this new iphone is well kinda "upgraded" and umm more cheap...dunno but looks like apples running out of ideas.. <--thats where android rules! Thats probably not the smartest move apple has played....So basically this is the epic story of "the next thing that could change the whole world" ruined the whole world. 

      Judging from the responses, people as expected (99.9% of them are angry apple fans :P) are kinda pissed off..and rightly so I mean "cnet" (yes I know it sucks)  covered this whole thing for one whole month and all we get is this, I don't know about you guys this is just lame...seriously technology right now well is kinda beefed up with useless jerky----so yeah for everyone (crazy apple fans) who were glued to their screens for the conference..yeah sorry but it sucked! Well at least we all learn a lesson at the end of the day..

HOLOGRAMS AINT COMING 

And well this too..

RUMORS AINT WORTH THE HYPE OR YOUR TIME

                
 I know people are talking about the larger screen..no new thingy and all but how come every one keeps forgetting the one and only awesome'est feature...

The SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON

   

  Well anyways maybe the world is gonna get better (nope poverty isn't gonna end so soon) but now other companies can well now dig some big plans...yes BURGERS...or the Samsung's new upcoming mysterious device----alien tech hardware??!

Awesom'e Recipe!!

Alright so in celeberation of my 50th post so umm here you go an official copy of one of my awesome recipes! Okay maybe im talking a lot 'bout food but umm anyways i tried it this morning and it was De-lal-cious! And umm its kinda a bit messy

Ingredients:

1. Awesomeness
2. Ba-na-na-s
3. Peanut Butter
4. Bread
5. Knife--Blood!
6. Choc'y Powder..or Choc' Spready thingy
7. Maple Sauce/Apple sauce and milk/honey <--dont use honey if you think its yucky (optional)

Method:

• Well lets see..
• Still thinking..
• One more random enter..
• And thats just about it
• Well first cut the edges of the bread
• then spread the peanut butter
• place it in the toaster (yes my friend the toaster)
• Umm after two three minutes...see if the peanut butters is melting then take it out
• Then take the knife and spread a little maple sauce and  well spread the excess butter
• Then spread the Jam <--dont use the one that has both otherwise it will be less awe'somey
• alright take a banana and cut in half or pro'lly umm a thin short slice (there should be in 3 or 4 pieces)
• well now dip it in the milky + honey
• and then soak/roll it up in the cocoa powder/or spread'y
• alright now umm cut the slice accordingly (3 slice=3 slice) 
• now fold it well if its dripping and a bit fall'y (you've done it correctly)
• now take a fork and umm eat!
• EAT!
• BURP!

Giveaway!

Alright guys..imma back and well with new ideas ...so yeah gonna be back with new ideas and all :) 

Till then chew on this...Bye!

Lulu out!--and in!

Alright lulu'ins (<--dont know why i chose that word) Anyways guys Ive got some good news Aunt Mary Charles Pickleson is arriving into town lately so yeah umm shes bringing some of her homemade snuffy-coated--munchkins with and the best part Shane Dawson is arriving with her too!! ( A guy can dream right??) So yeah Im gonna be busy kay? for the next few weeks--so yeah since then umm enjoy her visit :)
(I have seriously no idea why I wrote this post--I do actually)
Alright so umm ask any question if you feel like Ill always be there-till then See ya later--Diagator!
Lulu

You only fall in love once...or twice

This post is gonna suck just letting you know..

Fallen in love? (Umm yeah) then read--I demand YOU to read!
Ever fallen in love--(you just asked that?!) [God!] with someone who you cant get over--a random crush'eee is different, you can crush on anyone like the cashier...your teacher o_O ..anyways the point (oh and btw my blog has no point just so you noticed) that SOMEONE you cant get over with even though your Ever-so-caring friends have consoled you..still you can't get over with it (I know?! I hate the cupid too! IS he like Robin hood?!) whenever you walk near him your heart starts pacing and you cant think and somehow your ever-so-loud tongue becomes silent all of the sudden and all youre left with awkward silence and when that moment is over you start cursing yourself later..No matter what happens--you can't get much of it and that someone is just so PERFECT and all like umm the too perfect'y type. and years pass but still youre over him/her. Well that my friend is a CRUSH THAT YOU CANT GET OVER WITH or CTYCGOW---or TAC (The Awesome Crush---its like a crush but way more awesom'er) TAC is the literally falling in love--this only happens once--or twice--or thrice--or f'rice. Anyways its rare like umm the Jewels of Zelda!  So my friend you WILL Regret it later (Yes I'm regretting it :P ) And umm one more bracket: [Im not talking about celebrities!]  I know youre like all shy and cant tell it (Neither will I--or maybe I will) Just cuz umm like a top secret not to be shared secret admirer :P and stalker! And hey?! If that SOMEONE is like your oxygen--or helium--or Argon! Just tell it for gods sake! Theres a reason why theres always a lover in hollywood Movies! I mean like in every Movie! But umm me I like it that way--maybe just maybe ill tell :P But hey! Love sucks right?! :P

An Awkward Birthday!

              Finally done! All for umm u could say a person :P ...              


OK So here we are about to give someone a surprise...the table has been set--everything's ready..
There's snake punch in the bowl...the zombie infested Pineapple Souffle...Chocolate'caine in the corner and well....now we're all waiting for our main guest---penguins!! and bobby..

We just found out the penguins aren't arriving :( I know how uncool is that! No penguins on a birthday thats like halloween with no candies or umm grizzly bears with no Shades! Oh and yeah bobby arrived.

                 Umm  so yeah since the penguins ditched us lets move on to our NVVIP (Next very very important person)-------yes my friend its Travis Barker!!     

Meanwhile...

So yeah umm a new Guy comes to bobbie (I will not name him 'cause he's too awesome to be named :P )

                                      

That New Guy: (Blush aww :P ) Hey there..umm want some snake punch??
Bobby: (looks up) No thanks I'll pass
---silence---
That New Guy: So this must be like your worst birthday.
Bobby: *sigh*
That New Guy: No I mean like the worst. ever. You got left out--your not that special b'day girl anymore---your food tastes like Applebee's but even worse
Bobby: --Umm thanks for adding that up that really made it--
That New Guy: Anyways my point even though this birthday party is a total ripoff not like the ripoffs you see on  news channels in fact--
Bobby: I get it!! Your Point?! Start on that motivational speech already!
That New Guy: That no matter how much your birthday sucks you can still make the best out of it-hey you're awesome so what if this birthday sucks you're gonna have many more (except if 2012 is real o_O ) So who's up for some fun!
       And guess what happened....

                              

*Bobby and the New Guy move closer*
The New Guy: I---have to tell you something
Bobby: Ooh I know!! That you're in love with me and now were supposed to kiss and have a romantic'y slow-mo
The New Guy: What?! No! I'm a secret agent assigned to hunt down the penguins and save humanity---
Bobby: -----Well that ruined the mood -.-                    


                                           *NOT SO DRAMATIC ENTRANCE*

 Alright Private lets turn this place into a 
                    Sushi Stand! 

                                                           BEEEP!

                                                               ~THE END~
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Penguins: Shockya.com
                                      PENGUINS ARE EPIC!